(I was asked to sing a song about an alligator. I didn’t know any. I had to make one up on the spot. This is the result and the last song to be added to the CD.)

There’s an alligator in the elevator
He’s looking at me carefully
There’s an alligator in the elevator
I hope he’s a friend of mine
I hope he’s a friend of mine

There’s a crocodile with a great big smile
In the elevator with the alligator
There’s a crocodile with a great big smile
I hope he’s a friend of mine
I hope he’s a friend of mine

There’s a giant snake with a bellyache
He ate the alligator in the elevator
He ate the crocodile with a great big smile
I hope he’s a friend of mine
I hope he’s a friend of mine
I hope he’s a… GULP!